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quotes[0]='Democracy: theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it, good and hard.<i> - H. L. Mencken</i>'

quotes[1]='Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. <i>- H. L. Mencken</i>'

quotes[2]='The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots. <i>- H. L. Mencken</i>'

quotes[3]='Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution. <i>- H. L. Mencken</i>'

quotes[4]='The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.<i>- H. L. Mencken</i> '

quotes[5]='Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing. <i>- H. L. Mencken</i>'

quotes[6]='Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.<i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[7]='If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[8]='Too many people spend money they haven\'t earned, to buy things they don\'t want, to impress people they don\'t like. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[9]='Even if you are on the right track, you\'ll get run over if you just sit there.<i>- Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[10]='Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[11]='You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. <i>- Will Rogers</i>'

quotes[12]='Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they\'ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.<i>-Alan Corenk</i>'

quotes[13]='Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.<i>-Clement Atlee</i>'
quotes[14]='Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many, for appointment by the corrupt few.<i>- George Shaw</i>'
quotes[15]='An ignorant person is one who doesn\'t know what you have just found out. <i>-Will Rogers</i>'
quotes[16]='Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.<i>- Will Rogers</i>'
quotes[17]='We can\'t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. <i>- Will Rogers</i>'



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